i lost everything in the fire…including my miiiiiind

they call me the iceman on account of how i stick ice up my ass for erotic pleasure

"you think you know ice, you think you know ice? let me tell you something buddy YOU DON’T KNOW ICE" one of the most powerful scenes in the biopic about me

this second batch of ice is really something special, i’m smashing it up with a knife, i’m getting these great shapes, i’m really pushing the boundaries of ice over here

That pakora was fucking great, way better than the sushi and seven times cheaper

japan, you got some sexy cartoons but india is beating you on the cuisine

my advice to you, question all your assumptions

"i have, i think they’re all correct"

no you’re supposed to realise that you were wrong and i was right you DOLT

yeah that’s right, a gold tournament. on the gold course. everyone’s wearing golding trousers and got their gold clubs.

ONE MISTAKE. JUST ONE MISTAKE AND THEY NEVER LET YOU FORGET IT

i’m cooking some pakora right now, and there’s a gold tournament going on outside. this is a fucked up saturday

scotmid is probably my favourite supermarket in terms of atmosphere, it feels very alternative. they were playing “wouldn’t it be good” this morning. They’re the new wave place to buy passata

wot4:

realisenothing:

wot4:

So why can’t I get laid?

you didn’t create it enough for you to perceive it. what this great picture is saying is that it’s all your fault

I never meant to create the friendzone :/

"I never meant to create the friendzone" - God, looking down upon the universe

wot4:

realisenothing:

wot4:

So why can’t I get laid?

you didn’t create it enough for you to perceive it. what this great picture is saying is that it’s all your fault

I never meant to create the friendzone :/

"I never meant to create the friendzone" - God, looking down upon the universe

hitlervevo:

my social studies teacher once told us “human beings are the most selfish of all. even when someone dies, you shed tears only because they are no more around to provide you with whatever they had been for so long”

and it has been 3 years since she said this and this is still what i think about at night

or you cry because it’s sad that they died because they were of value to themselves. fuck your social studies teacher

"human beings are the most selfish of all" of all what? animals? have you ever seen an animal pal?

(via wot4)

I don’t want to think about the kind of circumstances that would lead a girl to having sex with me

wot4:

So why can’t I get laid?

you didn’t create it enough for you to perceive it. what this great picture is saying is that it’s all your fault

wot4:

So why can’t I get laid?

you didn’t create it enough for you to perceive it. what this great picture is saying is that it’s all your fault

for the man who loves eggs, there’s no standard like the Gold standard

chris hardwick, they guy who runs the Nerdist is a jock. Sure he knows how many different kinds of webs spiderman has (19) but he is in shape and plays sports and has a lot of confidence

[Official Jock] stamp comes down on his picture in red ink

Let nothing become you. Let yourself become nothing. Let nothing be nothing. Chimboko.

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