Oh great, I’ve got leprosy

This is the 4th gym I’ve ever been a member of. It’s small, and it’s serious, and I’m set up for success.

I’ve seen one woman during my three visits to this new gym, so can’t really draw any conclusions about them. The men are generally in better shape though

Yesterday in the car my colleague said he had a preference for alternative women, with tattoos and piercings. I didn’t say at the time but my position is that I’m happy with standard women. The usual variety that you get nowadays.

I like how cabinet meetings get leaked now, always my favourite part of an article when the UK is compared to a guy in his 50s hosting an orgy and a desirable withdrawal agreement is an attractive woman coming to his sex party. “Or attractive man!”...

I like how cabinet meetings get leaked now, always my favourite part of an article when the UK is compared to a guy in his 50s hosting an orgy and a desirable withdrawal agreement is an attractive woman coming to his sex party. “Or attractive man!” notes Amber Rudd

I buy my wife gifts all the time, no occasion, there doesn’t need to be one. Like three weeks ago, I got her a new belt, no reason at all. A few days after that, just to show I cared, I got her a length of rope, really nice, strong and high quality threads. The week after, I got her a set of expensive razor blades, from Germany if I remember correctly. Two days ago I got her a handgun, a desert eagle, fully loaded with hollow point bullets. Anyway, today I’ve got her what I think is the best gift yet: a fully grown mountain lion. Aren’t I the best?

Anything else is pretty much a total waste of time

1. Making wobbly
2. Making apps for money
3. Making videos with my friend
4. Going to the gym
5. Reading books
And that’s it

In 2018 I tried a lot of new things and meet a lot of new people. And I came to the realisation that I don’t like most things, and I don’t like most people.

So in 2019 I’m going to be doing the things I like, with the people I like, and that’s it.

thelonesomehowl:

it confuses me when people say this website is like high school because those are literally the social dynamics everywhere if you actively participate in group activities/befriend other people (including real grown-up jobs, church, magickal fraternal orders, etc). this website makes everything public and easily accessible and that amplifies things, but just because you keep to yourself at (real life recurring social thing) doesn’t mean this stuff isn’t happening, and that everyone else is mature and communicates/interacts in healthy ways just because they’re functioning adults who go outside. i would never discourage people from leaving hellsite but i think it’s important to be aware of how things that manifest here may take shape in other places once you’re not here anymore

This is why I am 100% Bi-lateral

If a third person joins a conversation, I walk away. I don’t need toxic group energy in my life

(via thelonesomehowl-deactivated2019)

No-Self and High Profile Left Wing Journalists

I’m getting closer and closer to writing my article about Paul Mason

god I would murder a submarine-style sandwich right about now

Two things that happened on my midnight walk that lowered my self-esteem

1) I got to the middle of what I think might be a slightly uphill section, and realised I was a bit out of breath. Shameful. Extremely shameful. It’s such a gentle incline that I’m not completely sure it isn’t flat. Christmas has done more damage than I thought.

2) I got in a status-exchange with a cat and I think the cat may have won. What a smug feline

realisenothing:

Hey, what’s up [content-creator with 10-100x the followers I have], I really like your stuff, especially [something from ages ago to show that I’m a true fan] and [something fairly recent to reassure them they’ve still got it]. Could you take a look at this video and share if you enjoy it? I’d be very grateful

Thanks for reading and I hope to see some more of [the joke they keep on doing despite their audience clearly not liking it particularly] in the new year!

if anyone wants to do this with me, the ages ago thing should be from 2013 when I was on acid in april, the recent stuff is the video I just linked to, and the the joke I keep doing that my followers don’t like is me being a software developer

cheers!

Hey, what’s up [content-creator with 10-100x the followers I have], I really like your stuff, especially [something from ages ago to show that I’m a true fan] and [something fairly recent to reassure them they’ve still got it]. Could you take a look at this video and share if you enjoy it? I’d be very grateful

Thanks for reading and I hope to see some more of [the joke they keep on doing despite their audience clearly not liking it particularly] in the new year!

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