“I’m a beer nerd”
fuck off, don’t add nerd to the subject of your hobby, that is not a thing
This may sound like a fantasy BUT
we all might live to see the disintegration of the catholic church in our lifetime. It could conceivably happen.
Your Husband Isn’t Over His Mother Yet Day!
You blame yourself. As you pour through the emails between them, him asking her how she’s feeling, her asking him if he’s been eating enough, you can’t help but feel like you’re lacking.
How long has this been going on? How long has he been keeping this relationship from you?
How long have you been such a disappointing wife to him that he still keeps in touch with her.
“Are you just keeping her in your back pocket, in case you and I don’t work out?” you should ask him when he gets home. “Do you want to go and see her, to see if there’s still something there between you? Were you lying in your vows when you said I would forever be the only woman for you?”
You could do what so many wives before you have done. Turn a blind eye. Pretend you didn’t read the emails, didn’t see her number on his caller ID, didn’t notice the birthday card.
Or you could work your ass off to be such a fantastic wife, emotionally, spiritually, and sexually, that he finds no need to ever even think about his mother again.
Or…You could suggest an open relationship. It’s gross, but lots of wives do it. You could let him go and visit her on holidays or weekends. Hell you could even cook for the three of you if she wants to come by. If you want to keep your man, even though you’re clearly not woman enough for him, you might just have to share him.
His car just pulled into the driveway. You don’t have to decide how to handle this right now. Just slam his laptop shut, fix your make up, and go give him a kiss that makes him remember why he chose you over her.
Happy Your Husband Isn’t Over His Mother Yet Day!
Liberals are over-represented in academia, much like fit people are over-represented at the gym.
oh no a sexy game trailer
but this time it’s too sexy
“The answer to 1984?” yells Jones. “1776!”
fuck off
WHAT! GREEN LANTERN’S GAY?
oh no what if he makes a green dick out of his ring laser thing and starts making it pump up his asshole
HOW AM I GOING TO EXPLAIN THAT TO THE KIDS I SEE IN THE STREET
Let’s watch this hour long video about tattoos
oh wait it’s filled with people talking about their tattoos
yeah no thank you
no tattoo stories please.
man niggas b postin about finals and i’m sittin here chillin like shheeeeeeeeeit
think I’ll take a nap, maybe I’ll go to the beach
maybe I’ll watch Scanners. What a life.
Don’t ever turn your back on the gays.
It is a community that has been through a lot, they need your support.
(Source: expo7000)
it’s the Jack Chick multicultural rainbow!
How many people can you spot? I can see Ayatollah Khomeini, The Pope, the Queen, Osama Bin Laden and Mao Tse-tung.
Live at the electric episode 1
kind of shit
Russel Kane is talking about pooing
he is no longer alright.
