"I’ll kill you bro! I’ll kill you! And then I’ll mourn you
I’ll mourn the shit out of you bro!”
Note: this is barely a joke, the audience is mostly responding to the interplay between the words mourn and shit. I predict that within ten years this format will stop working, but don’t worry, a new boring technique will fill the hole in our hearts
I have a word on the Women Against Feminism thing. I’ve seen a lot of people on Tumblr and Facebook saying things like “Oh, they’re so stupid, they don’t know what they’re saying.” Or “They don’t understand the real meaning of Feminism” Or “They’re disgusting.”
Time for a little of my patented Naming and Shaming
Today I will be naming and shaming the international corporation, Coca Cola.
You’ve fucked with the names on the cokes, I was at Tesco earlier tonight, I was hard pressed to find one that wasn’t Bestie or Love. I had to discard at least ten cokes before I selected a Robbie. I’m very disappointed.
pulling the rabit out of the hat represents me breaking in your backdoor, over and over again. almost as if it were a uh…. hmm. can’t think of an analogy right now but you understand what i’m getting at.
you’re getting at anal sex and my ears are very open…amongst other things
masculinity is so funny to me bc men deprive themselves of the best things in life in order to achieve it like ….fuzzy socks, fun fruity pink drinks, spa days, lifetime movies, expressing positive feelings in a healthy way, being a warm genuine person