I must be one of these geniuses you get nowadays

I’m a gym nut

I’m a buff buff

I’m a gif butt

I’m a bum ‘nuff

realisenothing:

I fucks with weed

I deadass fucks with weed

I fucks with weed

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Now THIS is keeping it realise nothing! I want nothing but aggression in these replies

Belittle these chumps into the ground

Anonymous asked:

Why are you obsessed with lifting weights? There's too much point to it

Ah you must be one of the 23 new followers from the 6000 new notes on this 6 year old post: https://www.tumblr.com/blog/view/realisenothing/147649738379

Welcome! As you can see, I don’t post that kind of stuff any more. I’ve moved on from “humour” and now I just try to keep it real. And if you can keep it real too, you’ll do well in this community of friends we call the realise nothing crew.

Oh yeah and watch afternoonwideboys (I’m in it) here’s a good first one:

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I need gen z to understand, for millennials, ^this^ got us through Community being cancelled. It got us through imagine dragons. Damn, did it get us through drumpf! Ace discourse. The dress. Will and Grace. Creed II. Master chief face reveal. And of course, the Cheeto in chief.

I had a Jaeger bomb that I didn’t need yesterday and I’m blaming it for all my problems

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We had a little fun with the sticker machine last night

“if I had a back pack would that have more room in it than my messenger bag?”

If it was bigger than your messenger bag, yes, it would, you fucking moron

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4 stars

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I’m at my new gym, and I think I know my new goal for the next few months. I need to get up on the board above the water fountain.

I will be the member of the month.

congrats Kieran, but a word of advice mate, watch your back

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MotM for smiling??? What the fuck? Well Natalie, prepare to wipe that smug smirk off your face, because I’m coming for that crown

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This month it’s the 3 gym brothers. Fair play I do see these lads in here all the time so this is a well deserved one and I take no pleasure in what I say next: I will destroy the Brothers Gym if it’s the last thing I do

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So this supports my theory that we’re going boy girl boy girl. Not much to say about Sandie except her personality must be pretty fucking fantastic. But it won’t save her. I’m coming for you Sandie!

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Far away, in a cage of his own devising, Alfie is witness to his own lean muscle gains

It’s time I gave back to this community that I’ve gotten so much from. Send me your questions and I’ll tell you how you can succeed just like me (barely scraping a living in collapsing rented accommodation)

No, well done, congrats, I mean, I don’t know how you managed to get the same job your dad has but bloody well done actually. You’ve earned this

Guys, not to blow anyone’s mind but…a picture of a QR code IS a QR code!

We've tried nothing and we're all out of ideas

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